CTKS

I feel flat! - Two after watching Alice in Wonderland

Driving through a lovely little village, Oma ooh'd and aah'd over a stone cottage. "Oh, look at that carriage house!" she said, "I'll take that one!" At which Four piped up from the backseat, "That won't fit in your car Oma!"

I'll never have any more fun in my life! - One, on learning he had to study his times tables.

"Oma! Oma! Oma! Oma! Oma! Oma! Oma! Oma! Oma! Oma!" - Five. All the time.

I don't want to have a clubhouse! You'll just sit on your bum for hours! - Three, much prefering to play hockey than sit and tell ghost stories with his brothers.

I broke myself! - Four, after sitting on his leg for a while and it had fallen asleep.